Calling all jokers! I need help!! The men all gather around and tell jokes... mostly about women. Now, they usually try to tame it down a little when I'm around but I need material! I dont care if its clean volgar or just plain silly, I need help. Its my sanitity on the line here friends, and I've exhausted myself trying to find good men jokes online, they are just lame! The jokes should be about men....not sure if I mentioned that part. Email them to me if you come up with anything
nichole.m.jackson@gmail.com
THANKS!
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Isn't the fact that a man's a man a joke enough?
ReplyDeleteA firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
ReplyDeleteThe girl was wearing a firefighters helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck" the firefighter said with admiration.
"Thanks", the girl replied.
The firefighter then looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's male parts.
"Little partner", the firefighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster".
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren".